求翻译：Molossia与美国的战争：死狗之战1999年7月3日晚上，一支来自美国的秘密“武装力量”穿越Molossia前线并在Molossia领土上埋下一条死狗。爱好和平的Molossia政府首先以谈判的方式回应这起卑鄙的进攻，以此避免战争。但是谈判失败，死狗依然埋在那里没有被移走。因此Molossia政府部署“军队”对付这种可耻的威胁。Molossia军队中一个13岁的激进男孩以喋喋不休的唠叨围攻敌人。经过两个星期的战斗，战争以美国的投降结束。最终腐烂的死狗被移走，美国送给Molossia一个木制垃圾桶作为赔偿。是什么意思？

Molossia and United States of war: Battle of dead dogs on July 3, 1999, a team from the United States secret "armed forces" Molossia crossing the front line in Molossia and buried a dead dog on the territory. Peace-loving Government of Molossia first to negotiate ways to respond to the despicable attack, to avoid war. But the negotiations failed, dead dog remains buried there have not been removed. Government of Molossia deployment "Army" of dealing with this shameful threats. Molossia radical of a 13 year old boy in the army to loquacious nagging besieged enemy. After two weeks of fighting the war with United States surrender ended. Rotten dead dog end up being removed, United States to a wooden trash Molossia as compensation.