求翻译：I feel as though I make some sort of hacky Elvis reference every time I write about a pair of blue suede shoes, but this time, I mean it. I would be seriously pissed if anyone stepped on my Christian Louboutin Lavallier Pumps. So much so that I’d probably take one of them off and hit the offending shoe-stepper with it, which means that I should never wear a pair of these on the subway, lest I cause a riot.是什么意思？

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